Green Thumb Gangster: A Step-by-Step Guide to Purchasing Your Own Weed Farm in Grand Theft Auto
Ahoy, fellow GTA enthusiasts! If you’re anything like us, you’ve spent countless hours cruising the streets of Los Santos, causing chaos, and amassing a small fortune. But have you ever dreamt of something more? Something that lets you leave your mark on the criminal underworld beyond just carjacking and heists? Well, look no further! Today, we’re delving into the exciting world of weed farming in Grand Theft Auto V (GTAV) – a lucrative venture that could make even Tony Montana blush.
Step 1: Gather Your Tools
Before diving headfirst into the world of marijuana cultivation, you’ll need a few essential tools. First and foremost is your trusty cellphone, which you can use to call Lester Crest for help with various tasks, including setting up your very own weed farm. Next, make sure you have a reliable vehicle, preferably one that can handle off-road conditions, as some farms are located in rather secluded areas.
Step 2: Choosing the Perfect Location
Location, location, location! When it comes to finding the ideal spot for your weed farm, there are a few things to consider. First, you’ll want a remote area away from prying eyes and nosy cops. Second, ensure there is enough space for grow tents, irrigation systems, and security measures. Lastly, consider the proximity to a body of water, as this will make setting up your irrigation system a breeze.
Step 3: Setting Up Your Farm
Now that you’ve found your ideal location, it’s time to set up shop! Start by clearing out any debris or obstacles in the area, then call Lester to have him set up a secure perimeter around your farm. Next, grab your shovel and dig holes for your grow tents, taking care to ensure they are spaced evenly throughout the designated area.
Step 4: Planting Your Crops
With your grow tents in place, it’s time to plant your crops! To do this, head over to a seedbag and use your phone to call up the catalog. Select the cannabis seeds you’d like to cultivate (we recommend the highest-value strains for maximum profit) and drop them into each grow tent.
Step 5: Caring For Your Crops
Congratulations! You are now a bona fide weed farmer. But your work doesn’t stop here – it’s essential to care for your crops if you want those babies to thrive. Keep an eye on the water and nutrient levels in each grow tent, using your phone to call up the catalog again and select ‘irrigate’ or ‘feed.’
Step 6: Harvesting Your Crops
After about a week (in-game time), your crops should be ready for harvest! Head back to your farm and use your phone to call up the catalog once more, this time selecting ‘harvest.’ Grab the bag that appears next to each grow tent, and voila – you’ve just made your first batch of sweet, sweet chronic!
Step 7: Selling Your Crops
Now for the fun part – cashing in on your hard work! Head over to one of Los Santos’ many weed dealers, such as Weed Farm, or sell your crop directly to Trevor. You can also use the internet to find buyers if you prefer a more discreet approach. Keep in mind that selling drugs comes with risk, so be prepared for the occasional run-in with the law.
Step 8: Rinse and Repeat
And there you have it – a comprehensive guide to becoming a successful weed farmer in Grand Theft Auto V! Just remember to keep your farm secure, care for your crops, and find reliable buyers if you want to make a fortune in the competitive world of Los Santos’ cannabis market. Happy farming, GTA enthusiasts!